Country Dictionary

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Necro beast

Necro beast is a mythical creature plaguing oregon waterways. It can be seen kayaking rivers and streams assuming the identity of mark mckarkle. "I know what you are doing" When night falls, it will crawl under a cum tree, and take the form of necro beast.

That guy lurking by the pet cemetery sure might be a necro beast

by Uncle_milksteak July 09, 2020

Cum tree

An ornamental pear tree that necro beast performs ceremony under.

Damn that cum tree stinks

by Uncle_milksteak July 08, 2020

Mark mckarkle

Aka necro beast "I know what you are doing"

I heard mark mckarkle was seen under a cum tree resting before transformation

by Uncle_milksteak July 08, 2020