A fork of Rural Dictionary
A monkey kept for the purpose of Fluffing men before they go on stage...
Often accused of having fluffy fingers they are kept in a cage til Performance time....
Where's that dam fluff monkey... I've got 45 seconds to get fluffed???
When you are have weird crushes on humans that look like snorlax's... Can be awkward turtle when you are in the vicinity as you are obsessed by the thought of a winking snorlax
Dude... Brick is such a snorlaxophile... He starts winking uncontrollably.
A girl known to be drawn to boys that are described as Chubbs, can be termed as a chubby chaser. She sees fat as shine potential and often Is magnetically drawn to the fat one in the gang.
"Oh Jeanie is all about the Chubbs, she's always taking one for the team"
When every udder releases a different flavour of shake...
Strawberry, vanilla, banana, and Oreo.... You don't know which to get under first.
HOLY COW.. It's a rainbow cow, I need me some Oreo shake fresh from the udder.
When a girl doesn't get the "all black" fashion code and comes to the club looking like a rainbow shit on her.... Circa 1995
"Lara looks like a rainbow shit on her" Tiff
"I know... That is so 90s" Karen
Girls who wear ridiculous amounts of colours on their clothing. Play safe. Play black.
"Brittany didn't get the memo about always wearing black, it's 2016... She looks like a rainbow took a shit on her
"Yea totally a rainbow shit."
An aggressive kiss reminding you of the awkward turtle moments of puberty
John totally face-raped me on the dance floor, it was gross! He's such a face-rapist.