Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Butchered

Butchered is a term used in Ireland (Maybe UK too) when someone gets a haircut and it turns out badly. Essentially it's a bad haircut

"Your barber butchered you bru" "Nathan did you see Tom's new haircut?" "I did, it looks terrible" "Yeah he totally got butchered"

by Unique philosopher August 07, 2024

The 168 Bus

A long bleak depressing bus journey, not to mention the bus stinks of McDonald's food and loud rowdy passengers take this bus with the odd couple who make out in the back of the bus. The seats are usually covered in gum and snots A guy named Sebastian had to take this bus home after being ghosted by his lifelong friend Aimee

Paul: Are you catching the 168 bus? Jeremy: No I'm not, I'm getting a taxi thank god Sean: I'm getting the 168 Adeel: Ouch, good luck sean

by Unique philosopher December 26, 2024

Grangerath

A large suburban area in meath. Close to the border of louth and the town of drogheda. It's home to all sorts of interesting characters such as elderly people, a politician, north face teens who like to cause a racket for no reason, immigrants, alcoholics, junkies, and normal people.

Guy: Where do you live? Girl: I live in grangerath Guy 1: Yo you coming to grangerath this weekend? Guy 2: Of course lad

by Unique philosopher August 06, 2024

Adam Marron Lawnmower

An Adam Marron Lawnmower is a type of Lawnmower that plays into the great wide open by Tom petty and it has a voice of Adam Marron talking about random nonsense. It doesn't cut that much grass either

Billy go take out the Adam Marron Lawnmower. No bosch, no flymo, just the Adam Marron Lawnmower.

by Unique philosopher October 29, 2023

Marroners Welcome

The marroners Welcome is a greeting used by Internet trolls whom message new Instagram accounts. It basically welcomes a person to Instagram and tells them not to post any dick pics as it would result in bad consequences. Hence that's why it would be a tragedy!

The marroners Welcome goes like this "Hey what's up marroner? Welcome to Instagram! Try not to post any dick pics now! Or else that would be a tragedy!

by Unique philosopher October 29, 2023

Marroners Welcome

Marroners Welcome is a greeting used by trolls whom message people who are new to Instagram.

The marroners Welcome goes like "Hey what's up marroner? Welcome to Instagram! Try not to post any dick pics now, or else that would be a tragedy!"

by Unique philosopher October 29, 2023