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When the feeling's gone and you can't go on

When you lose control and you have no soul, it's tragedy

oscar wilde said "tragedy is when i cut my finger, comedy is when you fall down an open manhole cover and die".

"oh man, i broke a nail, what a tragedy"
"that dude just fell into an open sewer and died! hahaha!"

when Drama(see "drama") is abound and it causes a bad scene. can cause the loss of friends, the hurting of feelings, etc. also prominant in the gay community.

Allie: they were causing so much drama i couldnt take it anymore.
Josh: well thats their tragedy to handle now.

the smelliest juicest tart who needs to get the tart away from me, people with the name tragedy are automatically juices. not good juice. bad juice. like. the opposite of apple juice. yeah. they put picture frames of eddy wee and year 4 amy in their rubbish pile, they need to get their juices juiced out this instant.

Is that tragedy?

yeah... better run.

When a once attractive and voluptuous woman gets a breast reduction and now just looks fat.

What a TRAGEDY! Liz used to be a buxom, blue-eyed blond that I loved to titty-fuck....but then she got a breast reduction and now all I want to do is play hide-and-seek in the folds of her stomach.

the whole of Emily Kate's life.

Me: "I would like to make a casserole, any suggestions?"

Emily Kate: "I made a casserole once, the same night my dog was hit by my best friend who later died but still comes to me in dreams."

A tragic event in which an apprentice kills their master in his sleep.

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis "the Wise"? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create... life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about... from dying. The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death... but not himself.