A fork of Rural Dictionary
The location of the urn containing the ashes of Trumps porn pictures and calendar of his date nights with Putin
Bob: Did you see that creepy new cemetery outside of D.C.? Tim: Yes, that’s where they built the Trumpatorium!
When a hurricane passes by you on the coast, but circles back and comes in the back door.
Bob: Hurricane Matthew is a Cat 4 coming our way! Tom: I know, but it's coming back for some Hurricane Anal as a 2!
Highest classification of post Mexican meal bathroom experience
We went to Burrito City last night for dinner and by 8:00pm I was headed toward the Leeward Islands (closest bathroom to the living room) as a Cat 5 Shit Storm!
The excuse you are given when your significant other doesn’t want to have sex and has run out of all other excuses.
Him: How about we go to bed and get busy? Her: We shouldn’t because the government issued a mandate on sexual distancing and I don’t want to run the risk of hurting you. Him: That is total BS.
When your girlfriend gets so drunk on New Year’s Eve she finally agrees to New Year’s Anal.
Boy: Come onbaby let’s bring in the New Year with New Year’s Anal. Girl: Ok, but I want a ring next year! Boy: sure baby
When you flick a booger in to an unsuspecting group and everyone scatters.
We were eating dinner last night and I lobbed a nasal grenade in to the adjoining booth.
The accidental spreading of poop on your butt when wiping and not getting it fully removed.
Husband: I pooped but I think I had a wayward wipe because it still smells back there. Wife: What is wrong with you?!?!