A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a white woman's resting bitch face is magnified by the fact that: 1. It's winter 2. She's deathly pale from not tanning Not a pleasant sight.
Friend 1: It's mad brickoutside. Friend 2: Yeah. Froze my testicles off . Friend 1: And what up with Liz? She pissed at me? Friend 2: Nah, she cool. It's just her winter bitch face.
When a gentleman is receiving fellatio from a companion and subsequently drives into a deer.
Kenneth's date was known for giving amazing road head. Fortunate for him, unfortunate for the deer. Kenneth's new car was soon covered in bloadkill.
When a woman is sitting on the toilet, urinating, and a man puts his penis in her mouth expecting fellatio.
After drinking a great deal of beer Veronica was looking forward to a good pee when suddenly her boyfriend coaxed his cock into her mouth. She was NOT in the mood for a pishkin!
A workday masturbation break to relax and relieve stress.
Hey, did anyone see Howie? He’s been gone for 10 minutes. Yeah- he’s in the men’s room doing his daily workwhack.
When a woman stay up all night drinkin and sexxin and goes to work the next day without showering.
Friend: Hey Stefánia, why you look all nasty this morning? Stefánia: Was up all night with LeSaul and woke up late. I'm covered in skank.