A fork of Rural Dictionary
An object or individual that is excessively large or fat and constantly complains about there size. Typically the object r person will shadow those that are around it and leach off of them until they eventually snap and have a fit of rage at them. This object or person constantly feels the need to be involved in everything and is apparently a jack of all trades. The stories that are told be said object or person will normally reflect that of a person who has just told a story before them but they will add in extra details that didn't happen just to try be impressive but really it just pushes those around him further away from them. In conclusion nobody likes an object r person that they label as an Eoin Quirke as they an annoying cunt that was sent buly the grace of god as some form of punishment for who only knows what. Once your Eoin find you there is no escape
That table is such an Eoin Quirke(an absolute cunt). It always gets in the way and I constantly stub my toe off of it. No matter how much I try to get rid of it some always puts it back
A person or object that is excessively large or fat for no apparent reason. It is also impossible to make this object or person get smaller or skinner.
Person1: look at the size of that car Person2: Holy shit that's one big stevo of a car Or Person1: look at the size of that fucker Person 2: Holy shit that big stevo needs to stop hitting maccies and hit the gym