Country Dictionary

Poomba

A poomba is a person that has the mental capacity of a slug. The more subtle way of calling someone a fucking retard.

Goddamn it Al stop being such a poomba!

Dick piss

When you have to piss so bad that you feel it about to leak out of your dick.

Dude I had a raging case of dick piss on my road trip last week.

Feggeet

Not related to the derogatory term for homosexuals, rather a insult to one’s intelligence. To be a feggeet requires you to have a complete and utter lack of situational and spacial awareness. Namely while operating a motor vehicle.

“This feggeet in front of me is camping in the passing lane”

Nutella pokey

When you fuck someone in the ass and your dick has residual fecal matter on it.

Dude I totally had a Nutella pokey last night when I fucked Ashley.