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A short king and an absolute fucking mad lad that's got balls bigger than the silver bean
Harrison, Despite being what appears to be a womanizer, somehow gets no bitches, which is honestly some fucking bullshit
Some British bastards that held the position of world’s fastest car for 12 years
McLaren P1 Created in 2013: can go a little over 220 mph FUCKING MCLAREN F1 CREATED IN 1993: CAN GO FUCKING 240.1 MPH
A guy named Madden is an overall heartwarming person that knows how to show care for his friends without it being gay. Madden is also the kind of guy who thinks he's Johnny Cage just because he looks somewhat resemblant to him
Definition 1: Person A: "hey Madden, I've been feeling some real tough emotions recently, you mind if I tell you about it so I can get it off my chest?" Madden: "sure man I can do that for you, so what's got you feeling down? something happen at home?" Definition 2: Person A: "Have you tried Mortal Kombat 1 yet?" Person B: "Hush dude I don't want Madden to hear us talking about MK1 you know damn well what he's gonna do" Madden: "I overheard you guys talking about Mortal Kombat, believe it or not I'm actually Johnny Cage" Person A: "yeah man we get it you look like him, but you're not ACTUALLY him" Madden: "The fuck did you just say to me you little shit"
Bro can be from literally anywhere in the world and have a completely different background compared to yours and somehow end up feeling like more of a brother than your actual biological brothers
Not to mention he's also probably packing a fucking massive man sausage down there Lukas: *roughhousing with me* Me: *roughhousing with him too* See the best part is that you can mess around like that but doing that with your actual sibling would result in them slapping you and then proceeding to whine and bitch to mom saying you buttfucked him or some gay shit like that
By far one of the most known video games in existence, beloved by nearly everyone, it also has a anime series that is quite exceptionally pretty damn awesome
Dude 1: hey do you play Pokémon? Dude 2: what’s Pokémon? Dude 1:*calls someone on his phone and starts speaking Japanese* Dude 2:WHAT THE FUCK? Dude 1:oh don’t worry that was nothing Dude 1’s phone rings Dude 1:oh sorry man here’s my location, no problem Obama! Dude 2:Obama? Obama: *hops down from the sky* I think it’s time for an ass beating Miyamoto:*also hops down from the sky* ‘Japan noises’ Dude 2: ahh shit