Country Dictionary

Cumquat

The juicy, fart-like sound made by a wet pussy during a female orgasm.

I was hittin it real hard and the next thing I knew she arched her back and blasted out a huge cumquat.

Niggerectomy

The extraction of a nigger that lives inside of a white person and causes that white person to act black.

John's recent personality shift toward being mild mannered and responsible is a testament to the success of his niggerectomy.