Country Dictionary

thor's hammer

The act of giving a girl a purple headed mushroom tattoo, but from directly above, unleashing all of the fury of Ragnarök upon her head.

I totally gave that chick Thor's hammer last night dude, she'll have to wear a hat for a week to cover the bruise.

Nubbing

The act of sticking the leftover body part after an amputation into a woman

I thought my war injury was a pain, but my wife totally gets off while im nubbing her!