A fork of Rural Dictionary
The apex of human civilization
Scott just landed a 900... Wtf!!!
Euphemism for being physically assaulted.
A: What happened to you? B: I got hit by a fence post.
The opposite of Facebook, where people don't share their personal fucking bullshit online.
Realbook is having friendships in-person, not having to deal with people's fake lives online. An advantage of Realbook? Real friends, not fb friends. "It's official, they're dating, it says so on fb... (that's when the author shoots himself...)"
A giant creature that lurks in the night to feed on dead souls, specifically; fans of the Twilight series.
The velosarapture took the souls of every Twilight series fan in history while they were sleeping.
Here's shiny metal boxes for you urban dictionary; go fuck yourself, you piece of goddam motherfucking shit fuck you, fuck you, go to hell, fuck you, fuck your whole goddam motherfucking life