Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Nut Clutter

n: when area around the genitals becomes abnormally messy due to insufficient trimming and/or cleaning, and therefore is rendered unusable.

" Wow, not washing and trimming my balls for the last seven years was a bad idea, I think I developed a bit too much nut clutter. I can no longer see or use my balls."

by Verlaine Stain November 10, 2008

Happenis

When you have a very happy penis.

“what happened to my penis, it was so happy. Im no longer experiencing happenis."

by Verlaine Stain June 28, 2014