Country Dictionary

Happenis (pronounced Happiness) is the erection of a penis. Men are typically not held accountable for their actions as this condition usually leads them into relationships that otherwise they would avoid.

“What is happenis? I have a hard on… then yes - this must be love”.

A clothing company based in Orlando, Florida, that uses an erect Penis as its logo.

Wow, sweet shirt! Did that come from Happenis?
Yep.

It means that you are happy by dick.

My mom: You know what this dick fills me with? HAPPENIS.

The inner meaning of the word happiness

“Dude I’m so full of happiness right now!”

“Dude you mean your full of Happenis!!!”

When you have a very happy penis.

“what happened to my penis, it was so happy. Im no longer experiencing happenis."

To make a smile shape with one's penis on another's face.

As Justin slept after a solid rogering, Shaun placed his flaccid penis on Justin's mouth and made the shape of a smile. He took a photo of this to show Justin the HapPenis when we awoke.

when someone misspells "what's happening"

*long conversation in a group chat

*opens the app and sees a few hundred unread

"qhars happeniing"