A fork of Rural Dictionary
A "Flesketorpedo" is Norwegian for "Meat torpedo". The flesketorpedo is a tool (almost) every single man on earth has between his legs, mainly used to plow ladies. To "Activate the Flesketorpedo" means to ejaculate extremely hard.
"Du skulla sjett forige fredag, da fikk æ varmt omslag ronjt Flesketorpedoen"
John-Fakte (John-behaviour in English) is the official name of the disease of always wanting to touch or destroy everything in sight. The official name, "John-fakte" is Norwegian, and originates from the person who "invented" the disease, John TV. (His last name will always remain a secret). The disease spreads very fast, and in the worst case scenario, it can destroy other people. There is currently no cure in existance for the dangerous disease, doctors are still working hard. If a person has the "John-Behaviour", he/she will typically try to annoy you and destroy your belongings, especially technology.
"Dude, what happened to my computer? I just left it here on my desk, and now it's destroyed!" "It might have been the rare John-fakte/John-Behaviour!"