A fork of Rural Dictionary
Huge shlong, they always have a shlong above 17 meters
Harry Johnson has a huge shlong
A short godlike human being who is often bullied by his friends for his height (5’3”). He is not worshipped but everybody knows that he is a god and will fuck anybody he wants.
“Oh my god, it’s Harry Johnson! I hope he fucks me next!”
A small midget minority who claims to be over 6 feet despite having dwarfism
Damn, Dani is a little cum-slut whore