A fork of Rural Dictionary
The middle ground between da hood and the country where people think they're gangstas and rednecks simultaneously. A place where you will find yourself surrounded by old trucks blaring hard ghetto rap while driving kids to soccer practice.
Joe: "Why does most country music sound like rap nowadays?" Jimothy: "Because Macomb County"
When you don't know how to spell euchre
Joe: Wanna play some yooker? Steve: What? Joe: Trump game
A chaotic conglomeration of worksheets, assholes, substitute teachers, and empty threats.
Friend- "What'd'ya do in spanish class?" Me- "Survived" " s P a N i S h T e A c H e R" - "Shut up and work on your paper or we won't finish watching Drake and Josh!"
"Using my stand, Golden Experience, I will grow a tree. But not just any tree, a healing herb tree."
Kirby either is god or could kill god, and I do not care if there is a difference.
"Kirby has a knife oh god oh fuck"
Porn is a North American cereal plant that yields large kernels on a cob. It is also called maize because it’s easy to get lost in its incredible flavor. Side effects of porn may include choking, I guess.
“Come down today, and try some porn, or we will sacrifice your newborn”