A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you make an excuse to take a fat ‘shit’ for five hours during marching band.
Alex- “where’s Jude?”
Nick- “Probably taking a Jude shit”
Whatever you can find to beat a minority with.
“Look a minority!!”
“Gotta whip out the minority beater!”
When you’re taking a fat piss and you’re there for so long you put your hand on the wall and say “Damn this is a fat piss”
I was taking a FAT piss yesterday. And it took like 45 minutes. My legs got tired.