Country Dictionary

ball slapper

A turd so long that when it breaks off, it falls foward and slaps you in the balls.

This burrito is going to turn into a ball slapper.

furff

When you take advantage of a friend of either sex at a party who's drunk and willing.

Last night, my best friend and I ended up in a furff after about 5 drinks.

At that party last week I furffed Sally. She'll never talk to me again.

wub

Code for wuba

check out the size of the ass on that wub