A fork of Rural Dictionary
smoke cigarettes; to smoke massive quantities of cigarettes while pounding some beers or alcohol of some sort
Hey, Grant do you want to come over and pound some beers, and beat some heats tonight?
Directly after blowing your load into her you pull out and pour a fresh cup of coffee in her and watch as the cream mixes with the coffee for the best damn cup of joe you have ever had.
"I gave her a dirty mehdi before work to start my day off right."
(n) A person whos head looks like a dildo.
Man, you are a fucking dildo head.
noun - 1. an invisible and often malevolent entity that can only originate from the human rectum; the common fart generally lies dormant until the host expels it.
verb - 1. to forcefully expel or passively allow a unit of gaseous particles from one's rectum.
aka, "blasting the butt trumpet"
His metal chair only served to amplify the mighty fart he emitted.
The color one's penis becomes when they are masturbating and suddenly become enraged
John: Dude I was jerking off yesterday when I found out Becky was cheating on me and my dick turned a weird shade of red.
Brandon: Sounds like Raging Erection Red to me.
a response to anything being said to you, when you just don't want to listen, and/or just don't care what is being said to you.
Jeff: Hey man, saying what all the time is going to make you brain turn to mush.
Brad: What?