Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

beer cataracts

An extreme variant of the condition beer goggles, where massive alcohol consumption leads to a male completely losing his ability to sense female repugnancy.

Did you see that rotter that Mark was talking to?

Yeah, nasty case of beer goggles there.

More like beer cataracts, she had a beard growing out of her arse.

by ws January 19, 2004

palsied limmo

n. An ingenious contraption designed to harness the convulsing limb power of those heavily afflicted with cerebral palsy, and convert it into a uniform forward motion. The name limmo is derived from the pseudo word "limb-bo", as the limbs of the pilot are strapped in securely to avoid self-harm.

First documented in an obscure South African science journal, the "limmo" developed a cult following among the Joey Deacon generation of jive-talking office workers.

Read the archived article (and see a great pic of the limmo!) at:

www.scienceinafrica.co.za/2003/november/limmo.htm

e.g. Mongo was securely strapped into his palsied limmo and began hurtling down the street at an alarming speed, his tongue and DNR medallion trailing in his wake.

by ws May 06, 2005

hip-hop

Yeah you smart guy you gave yourself 2 thumbs up and to all the hip-hop haters thumbs down.

Faker Faker Faker you don't know nothing about hip-hop

by WS July 18, 2004