Country Dictionary

snausage

A snack sized sausage. Usuaully seen at holiday parties and receptions, often with a toothpick in it.

Oh man, I feel so ill, I should not have eaten so many of those snausages.

gurping

The condition of being under the influence of psychedlic mushrooms.

I was gurping so hard it took me 45 minutes to tie my shoes.

righteous

A state of extreme perfection bordering on divinity that bestows moral authority upon the subject.

Dude, did you see Chuck Norris kick all those guys in the head ? That was righteous!

punkass

An annoying young person who has not yet had life beat the attitude out of them.

Dude was a real punkass, til he tried that shit with some bikers. He ain't pretty no more.