A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sickness that leaves the person confused and disoriented after visiting Kansas or even thinking about going to Kansas.
“I have been thinking about going to Kansas for a while, but for some reason, I can’t remember why. Wait, why am I in the grocery store again?” “Goddammit Paul, you got the fucking Kansas Sickness, get tf away from me you sick bastard.”
When someone parks in the Walmart pick-up parking spots to shop for groceries inside the store instead of ordering online, and taking a spot for a legitimate customer who ordered online.
I came here for my grocery pick-up, but these fucks took all the Bay parking spots near the entrance. Fucking Bay Stealers.