A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person whos first name is Peter and eats pumpkins. Also known to engage in sexual activities with pumpkins.
The black box that is placed besides or on the top of a desk. Has an easy-access case, for the many times replacements parts will be required. Filled with hardware that does not necessarily do anything and software not worth a dime. Unmatched tech support; you're gonna need it. Makes for a wonderful conversation piece.
A computer for $600?! It just has to be good!!!
An inanimate object that resembles a paraqueet with a fucked skull.
Damn paraquats keep fuckin with my head.
Something russian girls like to sing about in their pop music. Yep.
Stroky stroky stroky.. all night long!!
An individual who is extremely lame, moreso than a human version of a paraquat. See paraquat.
You are nothing but a human paraquat!
A piece of software that will never ever in a million years be completed. Use as-is, pick up up again, rebuild from scratch and leave it to rot for another five years.
Lets work on ResConnect and not get anything done.
An annoyance unlike any other. A subtle humming noise with short hair.