Country Dictionary

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Naughty Penguin

When a woman is sucking your dick, and then you throw up in her mouth. After that you spread your butt cheeks and she spits the vomit in your butt,and then after all that you clap your butt cheeks together.

Dan: "Caleb why were you late to the meeting"
Nick: "Sorry man my main bitch was giving me a naughty penguin"

Dan: "Man I can still smell that vomit in your asshole"

by Waskar February 01, 2011

German Jerkoff

The act of masturbating to David Hasselhoff's picture while wearing lederhosen and playing german polka music.

Colton: Hey I am having a German Jerkoff party this weekend, you wanna cum. hehe
Cameron: Yes please, but can it just be a party of 2
Colton: Im so happy we are so close

Cameron: Same here my life would not be complete without you.

by Waskar February 28, 2011

Dirty Dublin

When a bearded fellow is eating a woman out when she is on her period and the period blood gets all over the fellows beard.

Guy 1: Hey why is your beard red?
Guy 2: Oh crap my girlfriend must of given me a dirty dublin.

by Waskar February 01, 2011