A fork of Rural Dictionary
A disgrace to the wealthy in society. It disgusts me how corporate executives and celebrities think they are so smooth because they venture to the hamptons during the summer. The hamptons is the welfare section of long island. If i hear one more obnoxious "Are you going to the Hampton Classic (equestrian show)," I don't know what I will do. It is sickening how city residents think their fliness factor is drastically increased simply from their owning a home in the poor hamptons. Enough of the hamptons. Someone owning a house there is no better than owning a cardboard box on Fifth Ave. You're impressing no one. hamptons=homeless This place is disgusting me too much I have to go now.
Mr. Fly: Where are you headed? Poor: I'm off to the hamptons. Mr. Fly: I know welfare doesn't provide much, but i'll work harder so you can move out of your hamptons shack.