A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of pulling your underwear back into a comfortable position after a wedgie. The wedgie is usually a natural occurrence that happens to both men and women rather than from a bully. Such act is socially unacceptable and should be done in private (like in a bathroom) unless you're good at hiding it.
Joe: Hey dude don't you just hate it when your underwear makes your crotch uncomfortable? Bob: Yeah. Picking a wedgie in public can be very hard.
Hatred, disgust and/or contempt towards the human race. Taking cynicism to the next level. Reasons for misanthrophy include: -You think humanity as a whole is bad in general -You had a terrible past which led you to distrust and hate everyone -You're fucked up in the mind (popular reason) -You like to act all "woke" and shit like a pretentious prick (also popular reason) Usually, misantrophy isn't easy to spot in real life, but the internet has allowed misanthropists to pop up left and right like an infestation.
Will: Man, those poor innocent people got caught in a terrorist shooting. Bob: Humanity is shit anyway. The more people die, the better. I wish WW3 happened and eradicated the entire human race in a massive nuclear war. Will: Talk about Misanthrophy. What the fuck is wrong with you?
A driver who thinks he's doing the world a favor taking the law into his own hands and teaching jackass drivers a lesson - by being a jackass driver himself.
Tom: Some asshole was tailgating me so I brake checked him to teach him a lesson, but he ended up crashing into a school bus full of kids in the other lane. Billy: Why did you have to be a vigilante driver? You're as big of a jackass as the asshole tailgating you.
A socially inept person who dwells on the internet because he doesn't have much to do in real life. They often hang out with other internet dwellers in online forums, message boards and other social networking websites, creating many diverse communities. Not to be used to describe a person who simply browses the internet a lot, as internet dwellers also tend to stay away from the more mainstream social networking sites and only browse the more obscure corners of the internet, like what a real-life dweller would do.
Ben doesn't have a very exciting social life nor is does he have the motivation to try out any hobbies. Therefore, he spends most of his time online as an internet dweller.