A fork of Rural Dictionary
Under the influence of intoxicating substances to the point of being out of control.
God I was so guttered last night.
He is so guttered he couldn't get it up.
Slang and derogatory term used for a person of diminished intellect.
You clegnut, yes it IS raining outside !
Small amounts of faecal matter left clinging to hair around your bum. Often used a derogatory term for someone stupid.
Oh god - i got dewberries again.
You dewberry - obviously GateCrasher kick ass :)
General term for the deposition of faecal matter deposited on or around the hair on ya bum. Similar to dewberry but runnier in form. Often reffered to as the masculine version of quimmets