Country Dictionary

Mexican Candy Cane

When a Mexican Woman pulls out a Tampon with a twisting motion thus creating a Mexican Candy Cane

Sammy inaverdly pulled out her female sanitary gato unit creating a sudden Mexican Candy Cane.

Escape Artist

When one is sitting down and cuts a fart, the gas runs around ones nut sack or lady biscuit than escapes into the atmosphere undetected.

Larry was getting pulled over by the police when he realized an Escape Artist was about to be present.

Cheesebirder

This phenomenon occurs when a male partner spreads his nut cheese over his female's love canal, then eating it, thus creating Cheesebirder.

There was no food in the trailer so Trixie and her lover Spritel created a Cheesebirder.