Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Couch pig

Somebody else's fat wife.

Get those dick beaters off the remote you couch pig!

by Whiskyghost September 04, 2016

Nutless fuck

A person having no guts, and no glory.

Nate you Nutless fuck! Are you talking dumb again?

by Whiskyghost September 28, 2016

anus beast pounder

Flamethrower burger

I got a serious case of the dabbits from that anus beast pounder!

by Whiskyghost June 27, 2023