A fork of Rural Dictionary
A short monster like creature that may attack your feet. She is often considered a short crazy cat lady. Also is sometimes may slap you if you try and eat her pop tarts
Keilah has a cookie.
A teddy bear that will only come out of his cave for a taco and cheese itz and remains in the cave to take naps. Has a fear of fire extinguishers.
A Craig picked up a fire extinguisher and is going to use it
A girl that Ethan love. She’s extremely catholic and thought Ethan was two until he snook her into his room and she say all his athiest books and has been pissed at Ethan for that for a week or so. Ethan needs hopes help
Ethan need Hopes discreet help on what to do with Samantha
Hope is a free spirited alien thing that shall forever haunt you if you steal her peanut butter
Although nerdy and uptight a lot there is a fun and interesting side that hides under a unicorn. Hopes are a rare and dying creature that should be protected. Try and steal her boyfriend and she will bite ur neck. Nicknames include hopey,
Hopey wopey, hoppy,
Gabe: where did hope go, I want to propose
Ethan : she is with the ass phantom
Gabe: what
Ethan: it’s magic deal with it