A fork of Rural Dictionary
When enjoying a breakfast sandwich the egg pops and oozes all over your hand, you have been eggjaculated on.
ahh man, I've just been eggjaculated on.
Sorry I'm late boss, I had an eggjaculation this morning.
A person who commits a crime, especially murder.
Girl's been shot four times. Know who's the actor?
A phrase used to describe a person who takes full control of the heating system, altering the temperature without consulting anyone else in the office.
Me: Is it getting hotter?
Colleague: Yeah, Adolf Heatler over there changed the temperature.
A pair of tight fitting speedos, worn by men, of course. Also known as budgie smugglers.
Jack wore his dick huggers down the beach, much to the horror of all concerned.