A fork of Rural Dictionary
A drink made by macerating a Xanax into a blush spritzer. Must be imbibed while wearing nothing but a full length mink coat, a crown of roses, and hot pink nipple tassels.
"Bartender, give me a Johnny Weir cocktail. I have had the kind of day that an Old Fashioned cannot fix." "You look like you could use a giant glass of Johnny Weir."
When an infant has dirty knees from crawling on the floor.
"You need to mop your floor because Little Sally is getting Walmart knees."