Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Assquake

When you get a notification on your phone while on FaceTime, and the other person on the screen can feel the vibration through the phone.

Damn Sarah! That was a huge assquake! I know! *Gets notification* ASSQUAKEEEEEE

by Whysipwhenyoucansuck April 04, 2017

Krystal Methany

The Bitch you do not like. She a thot. A pissy pussy thot to be exact. She's faker than the plant in your mom's living room. She wants everything but she gets nothing. She's a basic ass bitch.

"You call her Stephanie?" "Well Bitch I call her Krystal Methany"

by Whysipwhenyoucansuck May 06, 2017