Country Dictionary

To take another dose of laxatives

Joe was still constipated and decided to relax.

A person who alters clothes for people who have gained weight.

After gaining 20 pounds Larry had to take his suit to a phatsew.

No desire to leave the house,sluggish, the blahs

Jake had a busy week and declined an invitation to go out due to his wanderless

a person with a bad attitude who resembles a pug dog

Jake was pugnacious due to being teased about being pugfacious

Wildify comes from "wild". To wildify, to turn something wild.

Wildify my hairstyle!

To display/flash bare buttocks by a small in stature prankster.

I was the victim of a minimoon by a scrawny, bony assed, teenager today. I called the police but I could not describe his face.

The early TV era before most households had color TV and or remote controls

I grew up in the precomote years when the TV picture was black and white and you actuality had to get up to turn it off/on or change the channel.