Country Dictionary

bothered: can't be bothered to do something

Ashton: How did you discover that orange juice on pancakes was good? Anna: I spilled some on my pancakes once and couldn't be assed to cook anything else.

wen one rubs his or her ass on someone else

David assed Derek well

popular suffix to emphasize a word.

Your gay-assed son just came out.

When someone gets anally raped.

Little Mark got assed by M J last night!

Cashed, or depleted, typically in reference to marijuana.

This bowl is assed, man.

killed, defeated, or embarassed

I'm sure Cal will get assed once again this football season in the PAC-10.

quds’ unique way of saying asked

I assed my teacher for his peepee size