A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you commit a couple low grade crimes on camera but posit that you did it to teach a toddler what not to do
Guy 1: “How did you get off? They literally have you on video robbing the store!” Guy 2: “I used the Good Luck Charlie defense.”
You’re not just dumb, you’re stupid
You: I called you to say the government will use the vaccine to track you Me: on your iPhone? You: Yeah, I called on my iPhone Me: ynjdys