Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Parachute Pants

A rather torn up vagina that has been pounded so many times it now resembles a pair of parachute pants. Also, See: Wizards Sleeves

1: Look at that hottie! 2: No way, dude. Stay away from that shit. 1:Why? 2: I hear she has some nasty parachute pants.

by Windowless April 18, 2010