A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sugar mommy for a middle aged man. Often useful during a midlife crisis
John: I think I might be having a midlife crisis, thinking about buying a new car or getting a piercing Chris: get a Dark Margaret
When you fall in love with a fictional character from a movie/tv show and it turns out the actor looks nothing like them in real life. E.g Aragorn from lord of the rings is played by Viggo Mortensen who looks nothing like him in real life
Man 1: Bro I’m in love with Aragorn Man 2: yeah, shame the actor aged like milk Man 1: that’s the Viggo Mortensen effect