A fork of Rural Dictionary
An insult to someone who's a lying-ass hoe.
Person 1: "You're being a Reese!"
Person 2: "At least I'm not a Lizzie."
Something Twitter users don't have
She uses Twitter, so she doesn't have a Father Figure.
A word used to describe someone who is transphobic, or promotes the prejudice of transgender people.
Jared, a transphobe: "I think trans people go against God."
Anyone with common sense: "My fucking god, Jared, how many fucking times do we have to go over this? I understand your hate for trans people, it makes sense, but constantly bringing it up and trying to bring people who want to be the way they are just makes you an asshole. While it may go against your culture or practices, it does not meant everyone must abide to practicing your own culture and practices, just because people are different. Transgender people have a right to practice what they believe, regardless of religion, and to try to use religion against them is pety. I'm sorry, Jared, but I will have to stop hanging out with you if you're constantly going to bring up this bullshit every five seconds. Loosen up for once, will you?"
Jared, a transphobe: "But it's my beliefs! You're attacking me just because I think differently than you, making you a hypocrite to your own claims."
Anyone with common sense: "Of course it's your beliefs, and I specified earlier that I understand your hate for trans people, but to say that trans people go against god or some shit like that is not just a belief, but instead hate speech."
Jared: "Ok, dumbass."
Anyone with common sense: "See you, bitch."
Regular AirPods but with a different design and $89 more expensive
AirPods User: "Smells like broke in here."
AirPods 2 User: "All I smell is you."
AirPods Pro User: *scoffs* "Pathetic."