Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

self suck

The ability to perform fellatio on yourself. Also known as autofellatio.

Charlie used to try and self suck, but his dick was too small and he wasn't very flexible.

by Wiseman July 14, 2006

squirt on the cookie

When a group of males get together a masturbate in a circle towards a cookie. The last person to cum on the cookie has to eat it. See circle jerk.

The guys a Sigma Alpha Epsilon played squirt on the cookie last night.

by Wiseman June 27, 2006

mung

A sticky glob of nastiness left on the end of a Louisville Slugger that was roughly inserted into the vagina of a fat sweaty woman for her sexual pleasure.

Dude, did you see the mung left on that bat after he fucked Holly with it? Nasty!

by Wiseman July 07, 2006

standing at attention

An erect penis. Otherwise known as a boner, hard on, stiffie, woodrow, woody, etc.

After watching porn for a while, my little soldier was standing at attention.

by Wiseman July 25, 2006

E85

A fuel blend for automobiles that is 85% ethanol and 15% gasoline. Becoming more and more popular as a way to reduce the USA's dependence on foreign oil.

Jake's new car had a fuel flexible engine so he pulled into the new service station and filled up with E85.

by Wiseman July 10, 2006

prolapsed sphincter

A condition in which the anus has basically been turned inside out or dropped from its normal position. Often a result of repeated straining while trying to defecate or trauma from sodomy.

That child molester in cell block 19 had a prolapsed sphincter after the other inmates got a hold of him in the shower.

by Wiseman July 25, 2006

speaky

Idiot,a dumb kid.pwned

OMFG!My dad will kill you!!!!111oneoneone

by Wiseman April 30, 2004