A fork of Rural Dictionary
Descriptive of that kind of Monday mid-morning mood when nothing seems to be coming out right and you're getting all up tight about it.
Oh flip, I forgot to put the new cover sheets on my GPS reports. I'm all twisty.
Er...that would be me.
Q: Are you Wizlevard, then? A: Yup.
To puke, hurl, or chunder, especially after excessive intake of alcohol, curry, chocolate cake or all three.
After lamb vindaloo, 9 lagers, and a fat slice of mud pie I bowked rich brown vomit long into the night