Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

percentometer

The progress bar that fills up as a file downloads/program installs, etc. So called because it usually has some numbers in percent. Pronounced Percent-oh-meter.

A:How much longer do you have to download that pr0n? B:The percentometer says about 69 percent done.

ghetto paved

When the Highway Department paints the roadway black with exterior paint when they were actually asked to lay down real asphalt. It looks like a freshly paved road. It's black like a freshly paved road. It rides like a road with many driveway sealer cracks because it still is a road with driveway sealer cracks, you just can't see them because the rest of the road is black.

Cianci:Did you pave Stafford Road yet? PlunderDome555:No, I just ghetto paved it.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter September 19, 2007

homebrew cartridge

A cartridge containing flash memory that enables unsigned code or ROMs to be run on a game console. Hard to find because the ESA thinks it encourages piracy.

When my GBA has a homebrew cartridge, it can play 90 minutes of stereo music per 32MB ROM, play 5 minutes of video in 16MB, and store 100 photos in 4MB, as well as play 8-bit NES games.

knight in bloody armor

A medieval knight in polished shiny plate armor which is now splattered and dripping with the blood and bits of the guts of someone the knight has murdered. Seeing one of these knights while in battle should instill fear as you might end up painting his armor.

King Arthur, the knight in bloody armor, stabbed his son with Excalibur and the blood came out Mordred's mouth. That's when William Wallace, the knight in bloody armor, slit open the Queen's chest, revealing her insides. He then removed them, slathering himself in their resplendent glory.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 24, 2007

children of the corn

1. A horror movie about children that come from corn kernels that kill people. 2. The Amish.

1. Let's go watch Children of the Corn Urban Harvest! 2. These people are not right...they're like...children of the corn or something!

treat me like a cow from India, not a cow from Britain

Another way of saying "be nice to me". Said because in India, cows are worshipped as gods, and in Britain, cows are mistreated and are allowed to get hoof and mouth disease and mad cow disease.

Goliath: You're ugly and would only be good as food for the birds and wild animals! David:Treat me like a cow from India, not a cow from Britain.

horse of a different color

Any specific type of thing that is different in a noticeable way, similar to a horse dyed with Jello powder so that is a different color. A new way of doing something.

In 1992 the Sony Minidisc was a horse of a different color when it came to sound recordings. Well, that's the horse of a different color! <--In the Wizard of Oz when they refer to the purple and blue horses.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 11, 2007