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horse

Slang term for a man with an extraordinarily large penis.

"I'd rather have a one-inch willy than be a horse; I wouldn't be able to wear skinny jeans"
"Have you seen John' dick? He's a horse!"
"There's an advert on this website that says it can triple your penis size - imagine being a horse!"

by Jack_Di December 20, 2013

horse

1. An extremely beautiful, smart, and athletic hooved animal. Has keen senses, and a memory that's ten times better than yours. Usually friendly and loveable. Can be dangerous.

2. A type of basketball shooting game.

3. Used to describe something big. Often used as a metaphor.

1. I just love my pet horse!!

2. Hey, wanna go play some horse??

3. Have you seen my cat? It is such a horse!

by animegoddess January 21, 2012

horse

The horse (Equus ferus caballus) is one of two extant subspecies of Equus ferus. It is an odd-toed ungulate mammal belonging to the taxonomic family Equidae.

Person1: What are those people called that ride horses?
Person2: Equestrians.
Person1: Thanks. I was about to just call them horse-people.
Person2: No, that's a centaur.

by TeachYouTheHorse July 24, 2019

horse

A game played to practice basketball. One player attempts a shot. If the shot is successful, the other player must make the same shot in only one attempt, or gain one letter (HORSE). First one to spell "HORSE" loses.

Mom: What did you do after school today?

Zach: Just played a few games of horse with Ryan.

by zachwolff October 15, 2003

horse

an animal that was alive a very long time ago and has evolved alot since then

Man people ride horses for fun

by QueenOfHorses September 17, 2018

horse

Heroin; See Smack

Got horse?

by Larz July 16, 2003

horse

a particularly ugly woman from shows such as; "Sex in the City"

Sarah Jessica Parker is suck a horse

by Horseman_221 March 24, 2012