A fork of Rural Dictionary
Used as a comparison to righteously downplay the purported wrongness of a non-criminal act when it's presented as criminal. It trivializes unnecessary hatred toward a deed.
What imminent global apocalypse will happen if I fart in public? If I had 300 million dollars I'd pay someone $20 everytime I caught them farting in public. Is there an imminent global apocalypse that will occur if I stay up during the night while you sleep, provided that I am quiet? No matter how hard Marx tried, he couldn't stop the imminent global apocalypse that happened when people smoked marijuana in the privacy of their own homes.
1. A sword in Final Fantasy wielded by Sephiroth. The sharp cutting part of the blade is 8 linear feet. A very huge sword. To visualize using a sword like this, pick up a F96T12 fluorescent light bulb, only that the hilt sticks out further where the pin at the end would go. Take the fluorescent tube and whack someone across the back with it (people actually do this on Youtube videos!). Congratulations, your friend just got a slight taste of the masamune's sheer power. 2. When you perform a masamune it's when you do the act with the fluoro tube in #1. 3. They make a masamune that you can buy online, but it is much shorter (58 inches +/- 12 inch) because reality technology hasn't caught up with the technology fictional world of Final Fantasy (schizo tech). Even then, today's masamune is very long for a samurai sword. Not too pleasant to use for harakiri rituals (especially in reality where there's no respawn).
1. Sephiroth's Masamune cut through both edges of the hydrogen-filled gasbag on the airship at once. 2. In 2008 I want to give my friend a masamune and inhale some mercury. 3. Memere bought the masamune from Quickly Vanishing Cash.
To masturbate, that is, stroke the genitals for sexual pleasure. Usually it refers to men as their penis is shaped like a snake, and a shaking action ensures orgasm.
LinktheChristian:I'm going to go home and clean my sword. GanontheDevil:You're going to shake your silly snake! ThaddeustheTolerant:Elves don't have a need to jerk something that small.
Lower Quality Individual. Someone who has at least two of the following traits: 1. Abuses controlled substances. 2. Breeds so much that they can't take care of their children and instead calls up the politicians to force a nanny-state to do the parenting for them. 3. Has been convicted of more than a traffic violation and has been in trouble of the law. 4. Steals from family and stores. 5. Borrows money from you and borrows more the very next day with no intention of paying it back. 6. Anyone with an ego problem/small penis who acts more macho than they should. 7. Someone who had premarital sex. 8. Someone who was married, and isn't married anymore, and death had no part in it. 9. Drinks alcohol to extreme and may have killed someone and got away with premeditated murder.
Don't go to that town, it's full of LQI's. I know a LQI in my neighborhood.
A cool made up male Viking name, it is Thor crossed with Odin. So if someone's a little higher than the pagan gods, they are Thorodin. Pronounced thore-uh-dinn.
Thorodin tore out the Crusader's jugular vein with his teeth like it was the tape out of a cassette.
When a man in a solid-colored shirt with suspenders on, possibly an Amish man, gets all sweaty from toiling in the fields farming and his shirt is soaked with muddy sweat, either from the dirt that was kicked up when plowing in 95 deg F weather, or from rolling in the crumply soil.
At the end of the movie Witness it looks like the Amish men just got done with an Amish Sweat Ritual.
Until 2002-2004, New England. So called because the Red Sox took 86 years to win a World Series, and the Patriots took approximately 36 SuperBowls to win one. Having a sporting event without New England is like going deer hunting without an accordian.
New England is The France of American Sports, they almost never win any games.