A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who voluntarily contributes information to a court case,from what they saw at the scene of a crime.
The witness made it clear that she saw what had happened.
Being a witness to your own life struggles and the struggles of others. Someone who is always struggling and failing in life.
My roommate is always stealing my clothes, what a witness. Today I was being such a witness, I used a box as a laundry basket! "Stole toilet paper from work. #witness"
A person or someone who is choosing to stay sober around non-sober people and shares the highlights of the night with those of a short memory.
"You want to take a shot?" "Naw, I'm going to be a witness tonight." -or- "Trying to hit this blunt?" "I think I'll be a witness today."
When someone calls shotgun and the driver has recognized, a third party must Witness so that it is considered valid by all means.
Ghuy: Shotgun! Swerp: Recognized! Rdan: Witness
The ability to think quickly. Often associated with humor.
He has a great wit, as evidenced by the laughs he got at that party.