A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who is subservient brown noser to an organizational superior; someone who obediently follows authority figures without regard for their own interests or principles.
From the musical "RENT", when Maureen describes Benny: Then a little bulldog entered. His name, we have learned, was Benny. And although he once had principles, he abandoned them to live as a lap dog to a wealthy daughter of the revolution.
(n). A beautiful thing which is completely useless for its intended function. (Appalachian in origin)
I tell you what, that thing is like a silver titty... nice to look at, but you cain't get no milk.
adj. (PRO-zak-ee) 1. ineffably happy; existing in a chemically-induced state of blissful ignorance. 2. Overmedicated. See Rush Limbaugh.
From the New York Times article "Sweeping the Clouds Away" by Virginia Heffernan, dated November 18, 2007, describing early Sesame Street episodes: "Cookie Monster was on a fast track to diabetes. Oscar’s depression was untreated. Prozacky Elmo didn’t exist."
The condition of having seen too many shows.
We saw three shows last week in New York, I have total showverload.
(n) Plastic surgery.
Janet Jackson is hot but everyone knows she's had work done.