A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person with no job; no motivation; possible chronic masterbation problems; who finds basic activities a challenge with no medical reasoning behind it.
You coming out mate? errrrrr nah, im busy = Blob
A jizz; that involves being pampered whilst you masterbate; the first person masterbates, whilst the second performs a relaxing activity, such as massaging the shoulders; washing the hair; or feeding ferrero rocher. The second person could be a lover, close friend or paid services.
Your playing call of duty, whilst wanking, and someone starts feeding you wagon wheels = Comfy jizz