Country Dictionary

Tischhauser

When you give a girl a Dirty Sanchez and she snorts it up her nose and spits it all out

Ah fuck yeah. I bet she can taste the dinner I bought her after I gave her a good Tischhauser

Excuse-douche

Term for someone who agrees to attend some sort of social occasion and backs out for some lame reason.

Luke: You coming to that party tonight man? Robert: Nah man, gotta stay home and get baked. Luke: What an excuse-douche.