A fork of Rural Dictionary
A stinky penis resulting from ploughing a stink ditch.
"Smell my rank dank" "You have a rank dank"
Seth: "Annually, an average of 240 million factory farmed turkeys will be slaughtered this week in celebration of a successful harvest season" Janine:"You mean the turkey holocaust." Billy:"Oh, Thanksgiving"
After sustaining an injury to a leg, knee, foot, ect. the limp required is known as a gangsta walk.
"What's with the gangsta walk?" "I have the gnarliest gangsta walk after busting my knee yesterday"
Being confused to the point of being fussy about the issue.
"But I don't know, ummphff, why cant I get this? Waaaaa!" "Don't get all confussed about it!"
When a persons nose hair becomes visible on the outside of the nostril it resembles tiny mouse whiskers. Most extreme cases are commonly seen on the elderly, where the whisker length can reach up to 4 inches.
n. "Check out the mouse whiskers on Grandma!" v. "Looks like I'll be mouse whiskerin' today."
People who would have been better off left as a stain in their parents underwear. Usually pertaining to inbred hicks, rednecks and low-income housing dwellers with the mental capacity of a worm or other invertebrates, etc...
i)"wtf is that stainer doing driving a tractor down the highway at rush hour?" ii)"Look at the group of stainers drinking beer on their lawn, sitting on living room furniture" iii)whore-"Hey cutie, care for a face mask" mother-"Stay clear of the stainers Billy, not until you're 12"
A word to describe the distance between major intersections in a large city. The small blocks in between are not included when using this phrase. The M can stand for Main, Major, or even Mega to describe the rough distance between two locations.
Person one: "How far is your hotel to the C.N. Tower?" Person two: "Roughly 4 and a half M-Blocks"